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Spicy hips

2016-11-02T22:01:17Z

Micah: Created page with "Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hipless Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of spicy hips..."

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Hipless Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of spicy hips, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Hipbender named Aang. And although his Hipbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world

The spicy hips were first found by a man named Hosaih Delgato, of the house of Delgato.
He tripped down his stairs, and fell on an open spice gyser. At the bottom of his stairs...
The spice filled his hips, and thus Began the year of the SPICED HIPS!!!
Delgato was a humble plate salesman, but through hard work and determination he discovered the length of the spicy hips

Schmitz Terminology

2016-10-31T01:02:25Z

Micah:

[[Maaarmgh]]

[[Nicknames]]

[[Raw Raw Bootsiwo]]

[[Schmood]]

[[Schmidiom]]

[[Schmeducation]]

[[Vampire Leprosy]]

[[Turbunkulosis]]

[[clobes]]

[[Wut Bodd]]

[[Pootswaggle]]

[[Hot soap and water]]

[[Geoffrey Syndrome]]

[[Ka-sheem ]]

[[A One]]

[[Dude]]

[[Lighthouse Man]]

[[White Sheets Of Paper]]

[[Man barbies]]

[[Skellington]]

[[Single tear of sadness]]

[[Sheaduingas]]

[[Committing a diabetes]]

[[Spicy hips]]

Schmitz Terminology

2016-10-31T01:02:01Z

Micah:

[[Maaarmgh]]

[[Nicknames]]

[[Raw Raw Bootsiwo]]

[[Schmood]]

[[Schmidiom]]

[[Schmeducation]]

[[Vampire Leprosy]]

[[Turbunkulosis]]

[[clobes]]

[[Wut Bodd]]

[[Pootswaggle]]

[[Hot soap and water]]

[[Spicy hips]]
[[Geoffrey Syndrome]]

[[Ka-sheem ]]

[[A One]]

[[Dude]]

[[Lighthouse Man]]

[[White Sheets Of Paper]]

[[Man barbies]]

[[Skellington]]

[[Single tear of sadness]]

[[Sheaduingas]]

[[Committing a diabetes]]

Schmood

2016-10-27T16:13:24Z

Micah: Created page with "Its the hood, but stoopider, filled with the Schmitz life, Pug life, and cake salads of different shapes and sizes"

Its the hood, but stoopider, filled with the Schmitz life, Pug life, and cake salads of different shapes and sizes

Schmitz Sayings

2016-08-24T19:42:13Z

Micah:

[["Challenge Accepted!"]]

[["Don't bite the horse that feeds you"]]

[["OTTER POPS FOR EVERYONE"]]

[[Dont Start Nothing, There Wont be Nothing!]]

[[ I don't want to be a real boy]]

[[ My hips they are so spicy they move from left to righty ]]

Schmitz Sayings

2016-08-24T19:41:58Z

Micah:

[["Challenge Accepted!"]]

[["Don't bite the horse that feeds you"]]

[["OTTER POPS FOR EVERYONE"]]

[[Dont Start Nothing, There Wont be Nothing!]]

[[ I don't want to be a real boy]]
[[ My hips they are so spicy they move from left to righty ]]

I don't want to be a real boy

2016-08-18T18:51:29Z

Micah:

"I don't want to be a real boy" refers to a time when Uncle Travis came to visit us, and he had a paper to write for school. He did not want to do it, and intoned his lack of desire to be a real boy repeatedly. We of course picked it up, and now it is generally intoned early in the morning when nobody wants to get up and go to school. Its like the opposite of Pinocchio... INSERT PICTURE OF PINOCCHIO... Do we have to pay him? Its just a picture after all?We do... sad...

[[File:Agemorelikeweek.jpg]]

I don't want to be a real boy

2016-08-18T17:14:48Z

Micah:

I don't want to be a real boy

2016-08-18T17:13:44Z

Micah:

I don't want to be a real boy

2016-08-18T17:13:29Z

Micah:

I don't want to be a real boy

2016-08-18T17:13:07Z

Micah:

File:Agemorelikeweek.jpg

2016-08-18T17:11:21Z

Micah: a pic of Pinocchio... I think

a pic of Pinocchio... I think

Committing a diabetes

2016-08-18T17:08:18Z

Micah: Created page with "Committing a diabetes is a serious crime so you should watch out or your punishment may include a giant box full of jello, 29 sporks, a mariachi band, and klimpaloon the m..."

[[Committing a diabetes]] is a serious crime so you should watch out or your punishment may include a giant box full of jello, 29 sporks, a mariachi band, and klimpaloon the magic old timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas.

Schmitz Terminology

2016-08-18T17:06:19Z

Micah:

Dude

2016-08-18T17:04:31Z

Micah:

Dude

2016-08-18T17:04:02Z

Micah:

Dude is an all purpose term, but has two specific Schmitz uses. One, all elementary age or youngsters are called dude. If the MotherMom calls you dude, it is a term of endearment, but also, she thinks you are [[permanently 11]]. Another usage of the word dude refers to all those man dolls that boys like to carry around and stage ( so called action figures). So you have Star Wars dudes, army dudes, etc. Also see, [[Man Barbies]].

dude
do͞od/Submit
NORTH AMERICAN informal
noun
noun: dude; plural noun: dudes
1.
a man; a guy.
"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back"
a stylish, fastidious man.
"cool dudes"
a city-dweller, especially one vacationing on a ranch in the western US.
verb
verb: dude; 3rd person present: dudes; past tense: duded; past participle: duded; gerund or present participle: duding
1.
dress up elaborately.
"my brother was all duded up in silver and burgundy"
Origin

late 19th century: probably from German dialect Dude ‘fool.’
Translate dude to
Use over time for: dude

Pootswaggle

2016-08-15T16:21:24Z

Micah:

A pootswaggle is a large small humongoose little large tiny thing who is a one who is kinda like a many large small kinda thing like a moose with a muffin in a snowstorm while a prosthetic nose is hidden meaning.

This pic sums up a [[true pootswaggle]]

http://invisiblebread.com/images/wendellstickfall.gif

Clobes

2016-08-02T14:34:59Z

Micah:

Clothes, but funnier. And with a slight hint of garlic to help it go down easier, as clothes can be pretty dry to the throat, as they are mostly made of year old rice and rice and rice vinegar.

Single tear of sadness

2016-08-02T14:31:03Z

Micah: Created page with "Single tear of sadness is when someone says something kinda sad, so you run your finger down your face starting at your eye, to represent a tear. == ಠ_ಥ =="

Single tear of sadness is when someone says something kinda sad, so you run your finger down your face starting at your eye, to represent a tear.
== ಠ_ಥ ==

Schmitz Terminology

2016-08-02T14:29:38Z

Micah:

Schmitz Terminology

2016-08-02T14:28:49Z

Micah:

Micah

2016-08-02T14:27:39Z

Micah: Created page with "Micah is the best of the schmitz because... because... because umm he bribed whomever is writing this page? He is probably pretty weird... Don't really know him that well, He..."

Micah is the best of the schmitz because... because... because umm he bribed whomever is writing this page? He is probably pretty weird... Don't really know him that well, He um...

Schmeducation

2016-08-02T14:24:33Z

Micah:

This Page is for [[Educational Porpoises Only]]

Schmeducation has nothing to do with academic subjects, especially spelling, which is wielded like a super power by half the family and completely ignored by the other half. Schmeducation is accomplished by watching the collection of movies and possibly by reading the proper books, to understand the Schmitz mindset. The core curriculum consists of having read The Lord of the Rings multiple times, and preferably having it read to you with appropriate voices, by the MotherMom. Graduates of this school can generally sing the Dwarf song from the Hobbit in it's entirety with the terrible tune that the MotherMom made up on the spot. Other reference materials include the The Chronicles of Narnia, All the Harry Potters, and The Gammage Cup. The Gammage Cup is a very important element, as it was read by Both the MotherMom and HamsterDad in their youth and they both picked it as one of their very favorite books, even though nobody else had ever heard of it. Some ancillary, yet still important works include Rebecca's World, The Rebel Witch, and Boomerang Hunter. The list of Movies one must watch for a Proper Schmeducation is long and varied, but a good starting place is to watch Star Wars, Labyrinth, Mirrormask, and The Dark Crystal. If you like these movies, you are welcome into the elite cadre of individuals who make up our ragtag bunch. If you do not like these movies, we are sad for you, since the rest of your Schmeducation is unlikely to help you. You may possibly be redeemed if you have seen and can quote freely from the Muppet movies, all of them, especially obscure ones, like Muppet Classic Theater. Here is a list of the movies in the curriculum, in no particular order:

Star Wars,
Firefly and Serenity,
Labyrinth,
The Dark Crystal,
Mirrormask,
Willow,
Meet The Robinson's,
Monsters Vs. Aliens,
All the Muppet Movies. Except for the newest ones, which were made by the son and not the father. With the exception of Muppets From Space,
LOTR,
The Dark is Rising ( Must be watched while doing laundry),
John Carter,
Asterix and Obelisk,
Harry Potters,
Dr. Who,
Groundhog Day,
That crappy series of unfortunate events movie that got the plot wrong,
All [[Sbemails]],
Joe Vs. The Volcano,
The God's must be Crazy,
Uncle Buck,
Better Off Dead,
All marvel movies (Exceptions in the 1st hulk movie),
NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
All three kung fu panda movies,
Pee Wee's big adventure,
How to train your dragon 1/2,
Crappy Secret of nimh movie,
All recent seasons of dr who,
[[A large and extensive search of hummingbirds in the north pole]],

Lighthouse Man

2016-08-02T14:21:08Z

Micah:

Feeling like a lighthouse man means that you feel like you might be one of the villains from a Scooby-doo episode. They were always angry, yellow or green, disaffected, gangrenous looking and over all terrifying and ugly. Sometimes this was a big rubber mask, which is significant, because it indicates that you are not feeling like yourself. The actual lighthouse man has glowing eyes and terrible teeth. A corollary to saying you feel like a lighthouse man is to have others tell you to get back into your lighthouse, which means you look like a lighthouse man, and should go lie down before you commit a crime and the gang has to come and bust you.

[[File:LIGHTHOUSE.png]] Ohh i need to go back to my lighthouse!

Lighthouse Man

2016-08-02T14:20:15Z

Micah:

File:LIGHTHOUSE.png

2016-08-02T14:19:44Z

Micah: Lighthouse man scooby doo

Lighthouse man scooby doo

Main Page

2016-08-02T14:18:41Z

Micah:

Welcome to the lexicon of all things Schmitz! 

Herein you will find unique [[Schmitz Terminology]], [[Schmitz Sayings]], [[Schmitzlonian history]], [[Schmitzs/and Honarary Schmitzs]] and [[Favorite Schmitz Movie Quotes]].

Consult the [//meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Contents User's Guide] for information on using the wiki software. Dunno why you would need to... Its pretty self explanitory

Main Page

2016-08-02T14:18:01Z

Micah:

Main Page

2016-08-02T14:17:20Z

Micah:

Welcome to the lexicon of all things Schmitz! 

Herein you will find unique [[Schmitz Terminology]], [[Schmitz Sayings]], [[Schmitzlonian history]], [[Schmitzs/and Honarary Schmitzs]] and [[Favorite Schmitz Movie Quotes]].

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Main Page

2016-08-02T14:16:58Z

Micah:

Welcome to the lexicon of all things Schmitz! 

Herein you will find unique [[Schmitz Terminology]], [[Schmitz Sayings]], [[Schmitzlonian history]], [[Schmitzs/and Honarary Schmitzs]] and [[Favorite Schmitz Movie Quotes]].

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Skellington

2016-08-01T22:19:07Z

Micah:

A skellington is a skeleton, but with more dancing and probably some sort of curse. It is typically constructed of milk jugs, and sometimes nicknamed Jack.

[[File:JACK.jpg]]

Skellington

2016-08-01T22:17:38Z

Micah:

A skellington is a skeleton, but with more dancing and probably some sort of curse. It is typically constructed of milk jugs, and sometimes nicknamed Jack.

JACK.jpg

Skellington

2016-08-01T22:17:22Z

Micah:

A skellington is a skeleton, but with more dancing and probably some sort of curse. It is typically constructed of milk jugs, and sometimes nicknamed Jack.

[[JACK.jpg]]

File:JACK.jpg

2016-08-01T22:15:41Z

Micah: Skelington

Skelington

Pootswaggle

2016-07-19T16:37:34Z

Micah: Created page with "A pootswaggle is a large small humongoose little large tiny thing who is a one who is kinda like a many large small kinda thing like a moose with a muffin in a snowstorm while..."

File:Wendellstickfall.gif

2016-07-19T16:36:05Z

Micah: Micah uploaded a new version of File:Wendellstickfall.gif

A true pootswaggle in his natural habitat

File:Wendellstickfall.gif

2016-07-19T16:35:11Z

Micah: Micah uploaded a new version of File:Wendellstickfall.gif

A true pootswaggle in his natural habitat

File:Wendellstickfall.gif

2016-07-19T16:33:47Z

Micah: A true pootswaggle in his natural habitat

A true pootswaggle in his natural habitat

Schmitz Terminology

2016-07-19T16:28:16Z

Micah:

[[Maaarmgh]]

[[Nicknames]]

[[Raw Raw Bootsiwo]]

[[Schmood]]

[[Schmidiom]]

[[Schmeducation]]

[[Vampire Leprosy]]

[[Turbunkulosis]]

[[Wut Bodd]]

[[Pootswaggle]]

[[Hot soap and water]]

[[Geoffrey Syndrome]]

[[A One]]

[[Dude]]

[[Lighthouse Man]]

[[White Sheets Of Paper]]

[[Man barbies]]

[[Skellington]]

Schmitz Terminology

2016-07-19T16:27:30Z

Micah:

[[Maaarmgh]]

[[Nicknames]]

[[Raw Raw Bootsiwo]]

[[Schmood]]

[[Schmidiom]]

[[Schmeducation]]

[[Vampire Leprosy]]

[[Turbunkulosis]]

[[Wut Bodd]]

[[Pootswaggle]]

[[Hot soap and water]]

[[Geoffrey Syndrome]]

[[A One]]
[[Dude]]

[[Lighthouse Man]]

[[White Sheets Of Paper]]

[[Man barbies]]

[[Skellington]]

Man barbies

2016-07-19T16:24:59Z

Micah:

Man barbies are pretty self explanatory, except to say it does not refer to that Magical gentleman named Ken. Man Barbies refer to mostly Noah's collection of Star Wars dolls that had the rubbery arms and articulating legs like a barbie, and shared Barbie's fate of always ending up naked with terrible hair at the bottom of some dank toy bin.

[[File:Amanbarbie 4488.jpg]]

File:Amanbarbie 4488.jpg

2016-07-19T16:22:50Z

Micah: One of Noah's Man Barbies

One of [[Noah]]'s Man Barbies

Bill Cipher

2016-07-19T16:15:21Z

Micah:

[[File:Flame cipher.gif]]

File:Flame cipher.gif

2016-07-19T16:13:46Z

Micah:

Bill
http://schmitzipedia.com/images/4/48/Flame_cipher.gif

Bill Cipher

2016-07-19T16:12:40Z

Micah:

Bill

Bill Cipher

2016-07-19T16:10:36Z

Micah:

Flame_cipher.gif

Bill Cipher

2016-07-19T16:10:07Z

Micah: Created page with "http://schmitzipedia.com/index.php?title=File:Flame_cipher.gif#filelinks"

http://schmitzipedia.com/index.php?title=File:Flame_cipher.gif#filelinks

File:Flame cipher.gif

2016-07-19T16:08:40Z

Micah: Bill

Bill

Gweedough

2016-07-19T16:07:13Z

Micah: Created page with "Google Translate Defines him as: a man, especially an Italian American, regarded as vain, aggressively masculine, and socially unsophisticated."

Google Translate Defines him as:
a man, especially an Italian American, regarded as vain, aggressively masculine, and socially unsophisticated.

Schmitzs/and Honarary Schmitzs

2016-07-19T16:04:59Z

Micah:

Realboy Schmitz People
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[[Jonah]]

[[Noah]]

[[Micah]]

[[MotherMom]]

[[Hamster Daddy!]]

Honarary Schmitzs
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Fake Schmitzes
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[[Gweedough]]

[[Little Clarinda]]