I don't want to be a real boy

"I don't want to be a real boy" refers to a time when Uncle Travis came to visit us, and he had a paper to write for school. He did not want to do it, and intoned his lack of desire to be a real boy repeatedly. We of course picked it up, and now it is generally intoned early in the morning when nobody wants to get up and go to school. Its like the opposite of Pinocchio... INSERT PICTURE OF PINOCCHIO... Do we have to pay him? Its just a picture after all?We do... sad...