Schmeducation

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Schmeducation has nothing to do with academic subjects, especially spelling, which is wielded like a super power by half the family and completely ignored by the other half. Schmeducation is accomplished by watching the collection of movies and possibly by reading the proper books, to understand the Schmitz mindset. The core curriculum consists of having read The Lord of the Rings multiple times, and preferably having it read to you with appropriate voices, by the MotherMom. Graduates of this school can generally sing the Dwarf song from the Hobbit in it's entirety with the terrible tune that the MotherMom made up on the spot. Other reference materials include the The Chronicles of Narnia, All the Harry Potters, and The Gammage Cup. The Gammage Cup is a very important element, as it was read by Both the MotherMom and HamsterDad in their youth and they both picked it as one of their very favorite books, even though nobody else had ever heard of it. Some ancillary, yet still important works include Rebecca's World, The Rebel Witch, and Boomerang Hunter. The list of Movies one must watch for a Proper Schmeducation is long and varied, but a good starting place is to watch Star Wars, Labyrinth, Mirrormask, and The Dark Crystal. If you like these movies, you are welcome into the elite cadre of individuals who make up our ragtag bunch. If you do not like these movies, we are sad for you, since the rest of your Schmeducation is unlikely to help you. You may possibly be redeemed if you have seen and can quote freely from the Muppet movies, all of them, especially obscure ones, like Muppet Classic Theater. Here is a list of the movies in the curriculum, in no particular order:

Star Wars, Firefly and Serenity, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Mirrormask, Willow, Meet The Robinson's, Monsters Vs. Aliens, All the Muppet Movies. Except for the newest ones, which were made by the son and not the father. With the exception of Muppets From Space, LOTR, The Dark is Rising ( Must be watched while doing laundry), John Carter, Asterix and Obelisk, Harry Potters, Dr. Who, Groundhog Day, That crappy series of unfortunate events movie that got the plot wrong, All Sbemails, Joe Vs. The Volcano, The God's must be Crazy, Uncle Buck, Better Off Dead, All marvel movies (Exceptions in the 1st hulk movie), NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, All three kung fu panda movies, Pee Wee's big adventure, How to train your dragon 1/2, Crappy Secret of nimh movie, All recent seasons of dr who, A large and extensive search of hummingbirds in the north pole,