Vampire Leprosy

Vampire Leprosy is an extreme hatred of the sun. It often results in extended time indoors, staring at a computer screen. The claim of being affected with Vampire Leprosy is often stated when the sufferer is required to mow the lawn, pull the weeds, or other activity which takes place outside. Some people enjoy their leprosy, stating, that if God intended man to spend time outside, he wouldn't have created Inside. There is only one known cure for Vampire Leprosy, and that is Otter pops. But not the Grape ones, they are just gross.